“Whherw are ju?”
The text he sent me this morning after his oral surgery while I was getting his prescriptions filled.

On literary fandom

  • Me: Oops. It looks like Neil Gaiman went through the Aziraphale tag on Tumblr and got a face full of Good Omen's slash.
  • Him: Pssh. Good Omens is Good Omens slash.

His thoughts on yaoi.

“Fangirl is just another word for NAMBLA.”

On shopping for brand name bags.

  • Me: Ooh, Betsy Johnson!
  • Him: A family company.

On movie preferences.

  • Him: Sometimes I forget you haven't seen Star Wars.
  • Me: I've seen all six movies.
  • Him: But you didn't like them, which means you saw them wrong.

In which it would be funnier if it weren't true.

  • Me: I have to read another long, law article for my capstone class and I can't bring myself to start it.
  • Him: I saw a man die for my capstone class, so suck it up.

ON THE STREET

tomywife:

I’ll walk on the subway grates so you don’t have to.

Something my husband makes fun of me for. Nyah.

On I don't sell drugs, okay?

  • Me: Oh crap, I was going to buy a phone card today and I forgot. Dammit.
  • Him: I'm sorry to hear that, drug dealer.

In which I take a break from posting quotes.

Hey guys, just a quick note for the few of you who have followed recently! I wanted to take some time to pimp some other “things so’n’so said” Tumblrs.

http://thingsmyasianboyfriendsays.tumblr.com/

http://crapmygirlfriendsays.tumblr.com/

And the one my husband runs about the dumb things I say: http://thingsmywifesays.tumblr.com/ 

On retaining signatures of those who are famous.

  • Me: Oh, by the way, Yuki's [Nagato, from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya] seiyuu is going to at the New York Anime Fest. You want me to get anything signed for you?
  • Him: Besides your tits?