Who is your husband?
My husband is my husband. He’s no one famous. If you must know, his name is Erik.
Who are you?
I’m Michelle. I blagh over at kafuka.
Does your husband have a Tumblr?
Yes, but he doesn’t use it.
Why is your icon a bear dressed as a pirate?
Because my husband is a pirate that is also a bear.
Does your husband really say these things?
I might edit for brevity, but yes, these things have all come out of his mouth.
He’s not really your husband, is he?
Technically, no, but we’re getting there.
Does he talk in his sleep?
Yes, but someone’s already doing that shtick. I do promise to report anything hilarious he says while unconscious, though.
“It looks like the dressing room of a Broadway revival of Gypsy in here.”
“Whherw are ju?”
